Name: Stapler
Duration: P00H02M09S
Description: On the adventure into the mushroom meadows, Tunnel Pipes comes across a village of paper people on the tip of a mushroom. The paper people tell the story of an annoying man named Stapler, and there plot to get rid of him.

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On the adventure into the mushroom meadows, Tunnel Pipes comes across a village of paper people on the tip of a mushroom. The paper people tell the story of an annoying man named Stapler, and there plot to get rid of him.

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There once was a boy named Stapler
Who lived in a village of paper
Hi me name is Stapler
Hi me name is Stapler
The villagers did not like the boy
He'd interrupt conversations with joy
Hi me name is Stapler
Hi me name is Stapler
Its hard to talk when Staplers around
When you open your mouth he's just as loud
Hi me name is Stapler
Hi me name is Stapler
The villagers soon became very annoyed
Yelling HOW ARE GONNA GET RID OF THE BOY
Hi me name is Stapler
Hi me name is Stapler
After three full nights they came up with a plot
To finally shut little Stapler up
Hi me name is Stapler
Hi me name is Stapler
They have a town meeting with lots of talk
This way Staplers bound to show up
Hi me name is Stapler
Hi me name is Stapler
As the Mayor is about to speak
Villagers see Stapler open his beak
H
H
They grab his head, and cover his mouth
And watch as Stapler tries to get out
Hi me name is Stapler (muffled)
Hi me name is Stapler (muffled)
Grabbing there paper knifes and such
They give little Stapler paper cuts
Hi me name is Stapler (struggling)
Hi me name is Stapler (struggling)
One of the villagers grab a match
Soon there all screaming BURN HIS ASS
Hi my name is Stapler
Hi my name is Stapler
Before he lights the match he yells
Stapler I hope you burn in Hell

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from Tunnel Pipes Trip, released April 20, 2010

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